- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Gianni

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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