Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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Sonic

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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Is this where I type the joke?

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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