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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

I had sex. Just kidding.

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a ginger has a soul

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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