how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Matt is not funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Wanna here a good joke?

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

Anti Joke

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