Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

KKK

What is 8 times 4? 32

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

stuarts mum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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