what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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You

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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Who has downs this joke

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Cancer.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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american government

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Gorden Brown.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

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