Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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The Irish man was sober.

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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Neither does he.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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twilight

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How old is your mom? Old.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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