Womens rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

I've got a dig bick

What comes after 23? 24.

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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