Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

Snausages.

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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