if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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