- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

I have a crush on my dad.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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