milly, milly, milly, cat

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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dead battery come on down

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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