Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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wood cant chuck wood

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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lol a man is drowning

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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