How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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