- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

wood cant chuck wood

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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