- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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