You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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