Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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Tim and Eric

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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