Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Womens rights.

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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I'm banging your sister.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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terry stockton is straight

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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