- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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