How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

You are Nerochan right?

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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