- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long and green? weed

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

What's worse than cancer? Death.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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