What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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