- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

knock knock!! kanye west

i like turtals and kids

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