cancer

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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I saw a poor man named rich

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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redtube

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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