Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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we all know sammi has a penis

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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