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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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