What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

What is white black and Chinese A panda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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