Samantha

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Penis

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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WNBA

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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I enjoy anal.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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