- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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