What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Women's sports.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Thanks

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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