- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Thumbs this down

modern love

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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