Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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i dont like chris

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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