Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

I was born.

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

My tractor broke down.

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

Gorden Brown.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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