- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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