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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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