How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Gay's rights

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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Joey mayer's face

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Butt Sex.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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