- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

what do you watch ? a tv

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Kathy Griffin.

What's funnier than 24? 25

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

Jews

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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