Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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Anti Joke

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