Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

Ham sandwich

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Mitt Romney.

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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