Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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YOLO.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Write Your Own ___________________________________________ It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ____________________________________________ I have read and agree to the Terms of Service- VIEW TERMS OF SERVICE

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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