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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

i cant think of one.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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