DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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