A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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