Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

1+1 =? Too

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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