And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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You read the Terms of Service.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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