- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

A cow says moo and explodes.

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Well educated black man.

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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