- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Women's rights.

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

Mark Wilson

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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