- Anti Joke

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.