what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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You're*

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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