How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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Deadly cancer.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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This is an anti-joke.

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