- Anti Joke

What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

I hate blackniggers

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

What's an Anti Joke?

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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