Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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Netflix and chill

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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