Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Once upon a cross

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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