What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

heads up!

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Women's rights

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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