roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Breast cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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