- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

I Have a Black Friend

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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