- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Lil' Wayne

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Shit!

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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