What's the deal with airline food?

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

You know what sucks? Yes.

poo is yummy

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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