- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

whats your name? bumder:)

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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