- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

A midget walks under a bar

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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