Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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4-4-2

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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eloise dey.

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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